i dont even care anymore its my last one lol

-act 5
-I liked this act because it was short
-Okay, so Macbeth and Lady Macbeth die :(
-The thing that pissed me off though was that Macduff (the one who kills Macbeth) was born of a woman. No he didn't come out of the vagina, but he was still in her womb??? Like it makes no sene medically. Shakespeare was supposed to be some genius or something but doesn't even know how childbirth works. It's just annoying, Macduff WAS born of woman just not naturally lol bye

-Okay was I the only one who thought Lady Macbeth losing her shit was funny af?? She confessed to being involved with the murder of Duncan and no one did anything about it lol, but I guess it was fine because she died anyway? I still don't even know how she died, did shakespeare even say how she died? Idk that's what I put on the test, that no one knew how she died but I probably got it wrong :/
-Nevertheless, she was crazy. But was Macbeth crazier? Idk I just think he was whipped and got out of control after being brainwashed by his wife.
-Um and why was he not sad when his wife died??? He heard that she died and he was just like "oh ok cool thx for the heads up i kinda wish she would've died tomorrow after all this war shit is over and im not busy but its cool thx for the message fam" Lol it didn't even phase him.
-Okay, so finally Shakespeare left in a cool fighting scene, kind of. He basically just writes "Macbeth gets slayed" in italicized letters but your imagination can think of something cool.

ayy lmao

I thought it was pretty  cool how Macduff cut off Macbeth's head to show to everyone. Like "take that lol you thought you were all bad because you were king whatever dude you killed my family bye"
- All in all, the story sucked and I wished we weren't forced to read lierature we don't want to becuase in reality, did I even learn anything? Lol no, I just got in trouble for getting bad grades on these stupid tests because I had no idea what was happening. And the movie suckeddddd, why was everyone shouting all the time?? Lol I'm over it bye

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-act 4 ily
-At this point I actually started paying attention to the story because Jerin wasn't in class lol. But I mean it was kind of too late to fully understand the whole story bc I didn't read the first 3 acts :/
-Anyways
-The witches are back, and they're badddd. I love those hoes, they're crazy and don't take anyone's shit- mad respect for them. Anyways, Macbeth goes to see them and he's acting all cocky and arrogant (I think). He sees visions while he's talking to them. He sees a floating head that warns him of Macduff. Then he sees a bloody child who tells him that anyone who is born of woman cannot harm him. Then he sees a kid holding a tree that tells him he's safe until Birnam Wood moves to Dunsinane Hill. And lastly he sees eight crowned kings that walk by, the last carrying a mirror. Banquo’s ghost walks at the end of the line. Macbeth demands to know the meaning of this final vision, but the witches perform a mad dance and then vanish.
-Um back to the whole "born of woman" thing. This kid is basically saying that no one can beat Macbeth, because according to biology and life, every human is born from a girl???
-Anyways, Macbeth hears that Macduff has fled to England. Macbeth responds by sending people to kill his family lol?? Macbeth has totally changed by now, like he's sending his men to kill a woman and her children. This guy did a total 180 and is going crazy being king. 

Before Lady Macduf and her kids get murdered, her son starts talking mess and asks a bunch or irrelevant questions about his dad and bad people. He questions bad peoples' motives, which is weird because you'd think your last conversation with your mom would be something meaningful not why your dad sucks????
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act 3 fam

-At this point I'm trying so hard not to fall asleep while typing lol
-Alright, act 3. Banquo is getting really sketched out. He's thinking about what thewitches predicted and how it's coming true.
-Macbeth and Lady Macbeth are now king and queen. They're having a feast to celebrate their own new fortune I guess. Anyways, they invite Banquo and plan to kill him. Macbeth also thinks about the witches' predicitions. He's like oh wait I'm king now, that's trippy how they predicted that and it came true. He's thinking about the prediction that Banquo's kids are going to become king. Well knowing this and him starting to get crazy, he's like "oh shit I can't let these guys be king, I'm king. Like I killed someone to be king?? No one's taking my spot??" So he invited Banquo to the feast to kill him and his son Fleance. And of course Banquo is the only guy in Scotland that Macbeth fears so he hires other people  to kill him.
-I think this is the time that Lady Macbeth and Macbeth start drifting apart and stop being a huge power couple. I'm pretty sure she didn't know about the arrangement that Macbeth made to kill Fleance and Banquo, lol some husband. He didn't even give her a heads up like "hey someone's about to get murdered outside our castle nbd enjoy you're gourmet chicken my queen". (I don't think she knows, I'm pretty sure S Bryce said that. Lol if I'm wrong than a third of this entry is false, oh well nobody's prefect (:)
-Okay this part tripped me out. Banquo is dead and Fleance dipped out, so that's good I guess. Anyways, but back at the feast Macbeth starts seeing Banquo's ghost??!!! whAT THE HELL??!! Obviously he's freaking out, like he's just chillin' talking to a ghost??? Of course no one else can see the ghost, but everyone can hear him talking to this ghost like a freak. Lady Macbeth is just tryina keep it real and makes up excuses as to why her husband is talking to nothing lol.
-After he has a bad trip, Macbeth says he's gonna hit up the witches to see what's up. He wants to know who he can trust, and who's against him. He's basically just going to see what his future is like.

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act 2-ish

-Uh, I'm pretty sure Duncan is dead by now, I forget though.
Macbeth was the one that killed Duncan, he didn't have his servants or anyone else do it. He stabbed him I think, but after he did the killing he left the daggers on accident. He blamed the chamberlains and people actually believed it lol. He felt guilty about killing my friend Duncan, which says something about his character I guess. Like at the beginning of his killing ways, Macbeth had a heart and felt bad for killing people??
-Lady Macbeth is PISSED that her husband left the daggers, she even called him a coward lol. She's crazy though. She wasn't satisfied when Macbeth killed Duncan, she said she should've done it instead of him basically because he's a weenie.
-The effects of alcohol are brought up in this act. Some porter guy says alcohol provokes red noses, sleepiness, and urination. Well I have no idea what red noses are, but the guy is right about the pee and sleep.
-Eventually at some point, Donalbain and Malcom show up and are told that their dad was most likely killed by chamberlains. The brothers get sketched out because they think that whoever killed Duncan will kill them next. They dip out to Ireland and England to try to not get killed. It was probably a good idea to flee, otherwise they would've got killed. But their running away kind of sketches everyone else out because they think since they left so quickly that they had something to do with the murder. Like they were gonna kill their dad to become king sooner??  Ironic??
-I'm pretty sure Ross is introduced in this act. He's basically everyone's messenger (I think).
-It kind of sucks that Shakespeare doesn't show all the cool parts. He leaves out Duncan's murder and the actual event of Macbeth becoming king. Like what are you thinking @Shakespeare ??? I know you suck, but you could've at least left in the cool and exciting scenes that are actually worth reading??

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okay, blog number three and i still have no idea what is going on :/. i think we're reading act 5 right now in class but i'm still writing for act 1 bc lack of interest and i'm lazy. due to my liking of this play thing (i haTE IT SO MUCH) i haven't paid attention much. it literally makes my brain swell trying to read this stuff. Shakespeare sucks man, really bad.
so, going off of spark notes/no fear Shakespeare, this is what i think of act 1:

the witches are crazy af- they want to hurt someone's husband bc some lady doesn't want to share her chestnuts???? like???? and they can  predict the future, that's trippy though

macbeth seems like a cool guy, well until he kills someone lol. then he goes on a murdering spree like it's the norm??

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fouL FAIR THING

"foul is fair and fair is foul"
this is a line that both the witches and macbeth say. tbh i don't understand what it means but S bryce said it was relevant so i decided to find out what it means. while  reading i found  out that Macbeth is gonna kill my boy Duncan- so therefore the foul part is killing his friend but the fair part is that he gets to be king. being king is probably cool so obviously it's the more fair part of the deal, making murdering duncan the bad end of the deal.

also it means things that look pretty ("fair") will become ugly ("foul") and things that are ugly will become beautiful. The witches are referring first to themselves. They look ugly, but the predictions they offer are beautiful to Macbeth.
the line also sounds cool. like if you hear this in a rap, it's fire af.  a mix tape called "foul is fair and fair is foul" is way better than "oh man i gotta kill my bff but at least i'll be king am i right ladies". the foul line gives the story a cool edge and a little mystery. like what's foul to someone is fair to someone else and vice versa ya feel?

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MACBETH DIES BTW

Shakespeare sucks bc he's hard to understand. So far we've read the entire first act and i literally have NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. apparently macbeth is trying to kill some king so he can be king. the witches are the coolest part bc they cast spells on people or something like that. and they can fly so they're basically super heroes. Shakespeare was obviously not liked in his time bc he sounds like a crazy person.
basically this story gives me headaches bc it's so hard to understand. the shakespeare guy leaves out all the cool parts, like the killing and war. but the movie shows cannons and stuff and more interesting things. bottom line-this story sucks so far
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